CRFH Code version 3.2

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Last updated March 21, 2004 by A Man in Black. Rescued from an archived version:

(No real additions to this version, except for the FLEET parameter for RPG. RM is gone, and a number of outdated injokes are gone. Thoughts for a 3.3 or a 4.0 would be appreciated, of course.)

Code Version - v 3.2

Simply note the current version of the Code you’re using. This is v3.2.

Contents

Checking updates - R

R+++
I check the main page every hour of the day in case Maritza updated early.
R++
I drop everything I'm doing (including sleep) to be there for the update.
R+
I check the comic first chance I get each day.
R
I manage to get to the page once a day.
R-
Eh. If I miss it, I can always check the archives.
R--
I'm three months behind.
R?
CRFH is a daily comic?
!R
I see the comic as it's created.


Dave & someone - D&X

Fill in X with whoever you want. If you don't have a favorite, just use D&X.

D&X+++
I've created a wedding for inflatable people dressed like Dave and X.
D&X++
I am obnoxiously vocal in my support for a Dave and X pairing.
D&X+
I'm not one of the rabid followers, but they make a good couple.
D&X
Maritza's going to write the comic the way Maritza writes the comic. I'm just gonna enjoy the ride.
D&X-
I just don't think they're much of a couple.
D&X--
Dave is really better off single.
D&X?
Since when was Dave interested in anyone?
!D&X
Why don't you let Maritza do the comic without your interference? You're fantasizing about a fictional story? That's three levels removed from reality. Get a life!


Web-comic authorship - WB

WB+++
Everyone who reads web-comics knows about mine. Alternately, I am Maritza.
WB++
I have a moderately successful comic.
WB+
There is a direct correlation between the number of people I tell about my web-comic and the hits on my page.
WB
I swear I'll get to it eventually. Alternately, I used to have one...
WB-
I don't have the time to devote to this.
WB--
Don't you people have LIVES?
WB?
There are comics on the World Wide Web now?
!WB
I know I don't have what it takes to make a comic, really, talent-wise.


Fanworks - F

F+++
I am Maritza Campos!
F++
I have my own section in the Fanart area.
F+
I post fanwork(s) and people like it/them.
F
Nobody liked my fanwork(s).
F-
I just don't do fanwork.
F--
I don't even LIKE fanwork.
F?
Fans....making...stuff?
!F
I don't acknowledge the existence of any art not from the Goddess Herself.

Example parameters: [art] [fic] [filk]


Perverse Sexual Lust - PSL

PSL++++
Tchernobyl and Blue.
PSL+++
I want a (the) girl(s)/guy(s), or consider him/her of them a deity.
PSL++
I think we'd have fun on a date or playing in a park.
PSL+
Casual acquaintances... we'd get along.
PSL
They're cute, but I don't think I'd want to interact with them.
PSL-
They weird me out slightly
PSL--
I get pretty freaked out by some of them.
PSL---
Strangeone and Blue.
PSL?
Ask me after puberty.
!PSL
What the hell are you talking about? They're COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS, fer God's sake!

Parameters: If there's a single character that you're focused on, put that character in a parameter. (PSL++++[Blue] would be Tchernobyl.)


Board Posting - U

U+++
I'm prolific and well-respected.
U++
I'm either prolific or well-respected.
U+
Everyone at least says, "Oh, yeah, that guy" when they hear my name.
U
I'm another of the hoardes.
U-
I just lurk any more, and nobody notices.
U--
I'm not even registered, and never was.
U?
Gee. There's the link right there. "For-rum."
!U
I don't have the time or desire to post, whether or not I'm registered.


IRC Activity - IRC

IRC++++
I’m on op in #crfh or on Nightstar itself.
IRC+++
I'm in #crfh 24/7.
IRC++
I'm in #crfh at a regular time everyday.
IRC+
I'm in #crfh often enough.
IRC
I've been in #crfh a few times.
IRC-
Tried it, didn't like it.
IRC--
IRC? Feh. I have a life.
IRC?
People talk about CRFH online?
!IRC
Stupid firewall.


Boardie PSL - BSL

BSL+++
I have a genuine relationship with a fellow Boardie. (Parameter suggested, unless it's a secret or something.)
BSL++
Damn you, #crfh ban on ravishing!
BSL+
I hug everything that moves, and many things that don't.
BSL
Some of the people here are interesting, but I don't want to go any further...
BSL-
I'm flattered, but not interested.
BSL--
I'm not even flattered.
BSL?
Girls/boys have COOTIES.
!BSL
My interest in partners runs to the inanimate or nonexistent, or at least those I can actually see.

Example parameter: If there's just one person, put them in a parameter. For example, AMIB would be BSL+++[Squinky].


RPG character identification level - RPG

RPG+++
*I* dictate my actions, not the guy at the keyboard.
RPG++
I spent days creating the perfect costume for my character.
RPG+
Sometimes people in RL look at me funny, making me realize that I was out of character for a moment.
RPG
I keep my character on the screen.
RPG-
I've thought about creating a character, but I don't want to get involved with another life...
RPG--
Avatars are for people whose real lives aren't interesting enough.
RPG?
You guys have created a new world online? Where're the anthropologists?
!RPG
I don't have to identify. The character is the same as the real person.

Parameters:

  • [F] - if you are furry. (!RPG[F] scares me.)
  • [Fl] - For FLEET high-energy high-tech sorts.


General psychosis level - P

P+++
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
P++
I have a list of personalities which I run through on a regular basis.
P+
I’m perfectly normal. *twitchtwitch*
P
Who doesn't appreciate a little crazinesssss?...within reason, of course.
P-
I am the epitome of sanity.
P--
You all need straitjackets.
P?
I’m still pending professional analysis.
!P
Sanity is relative.


Internet addiction - I

I+++
My T1 connection can't keep up with all of the pages that I'm constantly (and I mean constantly) checking for updates.
I++
My bookmark list extends for three screenlengths.
I+
I can quit any time I want.
I
The Web is nice, but I often have more important things to do.
I-
I have a 1200 baud modem and I couldn't care less.
I--
I just write the messages on baseballs and throw them to the recipient.
I?
I just know that I have the Internet on my computer.
!I
I am online for exactly as long as I choose, no more, no less.


Evilness - E

E+++
I got a straight 0 in the purity test and even Satan is afraid of me.
E++
I could give Mike a tip or two.
E+
"The ends justify the means" is my motto.
E
I´m not usually mean but I can be when needed to.
E-
I´m a nice guy just about all of the time.
E--
I haven´t broken a plate or heart in my life.
E---
I live by a holy book, and I'm even humble enough to be unsure about picking this.
E?
I haven't decided whether wings or horns look better with my wardrobe.
!E
The Principia Discordia/Book of the SubGenius is my favorite book.


Gun Freak (or other weaponry) level - GN

GN++++
I am CPOK.
GN+++
Margaret is jealous of my collection. She can't get a class 3 license.
GN++
I'm missing a few pieces, but I have a wide range of choices for killing people.
GN+
I can manage not to hurt myself without a "THIS END TOWARDS ENEMY" label.
GN
I have...um....some steak knives in the kitchen.
GN-
Violence only creates more problems.
GN--
Even the thought of it gives me a shiver.
GN?
No army armed with sticks and clubs can stand against warriors wielding the awesome power of BRONZE!
!GN
Who needs weapons when you can burn things with anger?

Parameters: If you have a SINGLE weapon or SINGLE category of weapons of choice, put it in a parameter.


Anime Influence - AI

AI+++
"This world is made of... LOVE AND PEACE!"
AI++
I'm so into it that I pepper every post with ^_^ and ^^; and can define glomp.
AI+
I at least watch Adult Swim regularly. And not for Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, either.
AI
Sometimes, if some other people are with me.
AI-
I'm not interested in it.
AI--
All those little Pokemon are actually DEMONS OF SATAN!
AI---
I am Jappus.
AI?
Isn't it called "Japanimation"?
!AI
I just don't do TV or movies anyway.
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