CRFH Code version 4.0

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This code is currently under development. DO NOT USE THIS VERSION OF THE CODE! The most recent version is 3.2 – use that.

Code Version - v 4.0

Simply note the current version of the Code you’re using. This is v4.0.

Contents

Checking updates - R

R!!!
I check the main page every hour of the day in case Maritza updated early.
R!!
I drop everything I'm doing (including sleep) to be there for the update.
R!
I check the comic first chance I get each day.
R
I manage to get to the page once a day.
Eh. If I miss it, I can always check the archives.
R¡¡
I'm three months behind.
R?
CRFH is a daily comic?
'R
I see the comic as it's created.


Shipping - X&Y

Fill in X and Y with whoever you want.

X&Y!!!
I've created a wedding for inflatable people dressed like X & Y.
X&Y!!
I am obnoxiously vocal in my support for a X & Y pairing.
X&Y!
I'm not one of the rabid followers, but they make a good couple.
X&Y
Maritza's going to write the comic the way Maritza writes the comic. I'm just gonna enjoy the ride.
X&Y¡
I just don't think they're much of a couple.
X&Y¡¡
X is really better off single. (You may leave Y as Y.)
X&Y?
Since when was X interested in anyone? (You may leave Y as Y.)
'X&Y
Why don't you let Maritza do the comic without your interference? You're fantasizing about a fictional story? That's three levels removed from reality. Get a life! (You may leave X as X and Y as Y.)

Possible values for X and Y:

  • Mi - Mike
  • Ma - Marsha
  • Ro - Roger
  • Di - Diana
  • Da - Dave
  • Ap - April
  • Ea - Earl
  • St - Steve
  • Wa - Waldo
  • Fl - Fluffy
  • Pe - Pepe
  • JD - James Dover
  • HG - Hazel Green
  • Th - Thaddeus
  • Sm - Soul Mate (I.E. Who ever makes the person happy. Only for Y.)
  • Xx - Everyone
  • Me - You


Web-comic authorship - WB

WB!!!
Everyone who reads web-comics knows about mine. Alternately, I am Maritza.
WB!!
I have a moderately successful comic.
WB!
There is a direct correlation between the number of people I tell about my web-comic and the hits on my page.
WB
I swear I'll get to it eventually. Alternately, I used to have one...
WB¡
I don't have the time to devote to this.
WB¡¡
Don't you people have LIVES?
WB?
There are comics on the World Wide Web now?
'WB
I know I don't have what it takes to make a comic, really, talent-wise.


Fanworks - F

F!!!
I am Maritza Campos!
F!!
I have my own section in the Fanart area.
F!
I post fanwork(s) and people like it/them.
F
Nobody liked my fanwork(s).
I just don't do fanwork.
F¡¡
I don't even LIKE fanwork.
F?
Fans....making...stuff?
'F
I don't acknowledge the existence of any art not from the Goddess Herself.

Example parameters: [art] [fic] [filk]


Perverse Sexual Lust - PSL

PSL!!!!
Tchernobyl and Blue.
PSL!!!
I want a (the) girl(s)/guy(s), or consider him/her of them a deity.
PSL!!
I think we'd have fun on a date or playing in a park.
PSL!
Casual acquaintances... we'd get along.
PSL
They're cute, but I don't think I'd want to interact with them.
PSL¡
They weird me out slightly
PSL¡¡
I get pretty freaked out by some of them.
PSL¡¡¡
Strangeone and Blue.
PSL?
Ask me after puberty.
'PSL
What the hell are you talking about? They're COMIC STRIP CHARACTERS, fer God's sake!

Parameters:

  • If there's a single character that you're focused on, put that character in a parameter. (PSL++++[Blue] would be Tchernobyl.)
  • & = I think these people made for each other.
  • @ = They should date. It might not work, but you never know.
  • # = Who cares about love? I just want to see them get it on. Bow chicka-wow-wow.

Board Posting - U

U!!!
I'm prolific and well-respected.
U!!
I'm either prolific or well-respected.
U!
Everyone at least says, "Oh, yeah, that guy" when they hear my name.
U
I'm another of the hoardes.
I just lurk any more, and nobody notices.
U¡¡
I'm not even registered, and never was.
U?
Gee. There's the link right there. "For-rum."
'U
I don't have the time or desire to post, whether or not I'm registered.


IRC Activity - IRC

IRC!!!!
I’m on op in #crfh or on Nightstar itself.
IRC!!!
I'm in #crfh 24/7.
IRC!!
I'm in #crfh at a regular time everyday.
IRC!
I'm in #crfh often enough.
IRC
I've been in #crfh a few times.
IRC¡
Tried it, didn't like it.
IRC¡¡
IRC? Feh. I have a life.
IRC?
People talk about CRFH online?
'IRC
Stupid firewall.


Boardie PSL - BSL

BSL!!!
I have a genuine relationship with a fellow Boardie. (Parameter suggested, unless it's a secret or something.)
BSL!!
Damn you, #crfh ban on ravishing!
BSL!
I hug everything that moves, and many things that don't.
BSL
Some of the people here are interesting, but I don't want to go any further...
BSL¡
I'm flattered, but not interested.
BSL¡¡
I'm not even flattered.
BSL?
Girls/boys have COOTIES.
'BSL
My interest in partners runs to the inanimate or nonexistent, or at least those I can actually see.

Example parameter: If there's just one person, put them in a parameter. For example, AMIB would be BSL+++[Squinky].


RPG character identification level - RPG

RPG!!!
*I* dictate my actions, not the guy at the keyboard.
RPG!!
I spent days creating the perfect costume for my character.
RPG!
Sometimes people in RL look at me funny, making me realize that I was out of character for a moment.
RPG
I keep my character on the screen.
RPG¡
I've thought about creating a character, but I don't want to get involved with another life...
RPG¡¡
Avatars are for people whose real lives aren't interesting enough.
RPG?
You guys have created a new world online? Where're the anthropologists?
'RPG
I don't have to identify. The character is the same as the real person.

Parameters:

  • [F] - if you are furry. ('RPG[F] scares me.)
  • [Fl] - For FLEET high-energy high-tech sorts.


General psychosis level - P

P!!!
SPEAR AND MAGIC HELMET!
P!!
I have a list of personalities which I run through on a regular basis.
P!
I’m perfectly normal. *twitchtwitch*
P
Who doesn't appreciate a little crazinesssss?...within reason, of course.
I am the epitome of sanity.
P¡¡
You all need straitjackets.
P?
I’m still pending professional analysis.
'P
Sanity is relative.


Internet addiction - I

I!!!
My T1 connection can't keep up with all of the pages that I'm constantly (and I mean constantly) checking for updates.
I!!
My bookmark list extends for three screenlengths.
I!
I can quit any time I want.
I
The Web is nice, but I often have more important things to do.
I have a 1200 baud modem and I couldn't care less.
I¡¡
I just write the messages on baseballs and throw them to the recipient.
I?
I just know that I have the Internet on my computer.
'I
I am online for exactly as long as I choose, no more, no less.


Evilness - E

E!!!
I got a straight 0 in the purity test and even Satan is afraid of me.
E!!
I could give Mike a tip or two.
E!
"The ends justify the means" is my motto.
E
I´m not usually mean but I can be when needed to.
I´m a nice guy just about all of the time.
E¡¡
I haven´t broken a plate or heart in my life.
E¡¡¡
I live by a holy book, and I'm even humble enough to be unsure about picking this.
E?
I haven't decided whether wings or horns look better with my wardrobe.
'E
The Principia Discordia/Book of the SubGenius is my favorite book.


Gun Freak (or other weaponry) level - GN

GN!!!!
I am CPOK.
GN!!!
Margaret is jealous of my collection. She can't get a class 3 license.
GN!!
I'm missing a few pieces, but I have a wide range of choices for killing people.
GN!
I can manage not to hurt myself without a "THIS END TOWARDS ENEMY" label.
GN
I have...um....some steak knives in the kitchen.
GN¡
Violence only creates more problems.
GN¡¡
Even the thought of it gives me a shiver.
GN?
No army armed with sticks and clubs can stand against warriors wielding the awesome power of BRONZE!
'GN
Who needs weapons when you can burn things with anger?

Parameters: If you have a SINGLE weapon or SINGLE category of weapons of choice, put it in a parameter.


Anime Influence - AI

AI!!!
"This world is made of... LOVE AND PEACE!"
AI!!
I'm so into it that I pepper every post with ^_^ and ^^; and can define glomp.
AI!
I at least watch Adult Swim regularly. And not for Space Ghost: Coast To Coast, either.
AI
Sometimes, if some other people are with me.
AI¡
I'm not interested in it.
AI¡¡
All those little Pokemon are actually DEMONS OF SATAN!
AI¡¡¡
I am Jappus.
AI?
Isn't it called "Japanimation"?
'AI
I just don't do TV or movies anyway.

Character Count - TC

TC!!!
(Damn it's crowded in here!)
TC!!
(I'm not counting)
TC!
(Four... Five tops.)
TC
(I have a few)
TC¡
(meh, one character is enough.)
TC¡¡
(I need to make a character? why cant i just be me?)
TC?
(character? what is this character you speak of.)
'TC
(count me out there's too many of you already)

Characters Family Tree - FT

FT!!!!!!!
My family tree was used to prove the accuracy of string theory. In fact, the strings of string theory are the linkages of my family tree...
FT!!!!!!
My family tree is Escherian across many dimensions.
FT!!!!!
My family tree consists of a single dot over many dimensions.
FT!!!!
My family tree is horizontal.
FT!!!
My family tree contains closed timelike loops
FT!!
Induces sentience in genealogy-charting programs
FT!
Makes an Escher drawing look simple
FT
Is about average
FT¡
Is disturbingly regular - 2 parents, 2 children, all the way up
FT¡¡
Is sorely lacking in branches
FT?
Forget about my Dad, I don't know who my mom was...
'FT
I am Aurora, "called into existence from the raw firmament and given life by the Goddess Herself"
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