Kelvin F. J. Palm

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The psychologist / archivist

Race: Human
Gender: Male.
Age: 19
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 145 lbs
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Occupation: Psych "student" and general knowledge reference; translator, if necessary.
Alignment: Lawful Good [Overworked Good]
Characteristic Quote: "You know, Freud would have something to say about that."
Trademark Quirk: Perpetually eating, usually doughnuts or something maple-flavoured.
Strengths: Excellent spatiotemporal sense (but only in messy or "new" environments). Good language skills.
Weaknesses: Maple syrup addiction. Ken Akumatsu manga addiction. White rap.
Skills: Psychology, Google-fu, translation.
Weaponry: Laser carbine, or whatever is appropriate / available. Doughnuts, if the situation is dire.
Equipment: Light armour, the Library of Congress (in microdisc form), and a Sigmund Freud Action Figure. And shoes with rollers in the heels. Occasionally a 12-box of doughnuts, maple glazed maple filled.
Likes: redheads, strawberries, seafood, maple, Freud, and creampuffs. Oh, and bagpipes. Lots of bagpipes. Tends to slip into a pseudo-Scottish accent when not paying attention.
Dislikes: Being called "Kay" or *shudder* "Kelly", fake accents (aside from his own), cheese. Grammatical errors. Artificial maple syrup.

Bio: Kelvin is a rather nondescript male human, of average height and slender build. When not in uniform, wears a battered leather bomber jacket, jeans, and clean white t-shirts.

Kelvin is, to be concise, an oddball. Interested in the eclectic and arcane, but not to the point of strong involvement, he has served as minor liaison on several occasions - a task for which his penchant for languages proves invaluable. Unfortunately, these strengths are somewhat offset by a tendency towards... snarkiness... outside of official channels. When not engaged in negotiations, archivism, or psychological analyses, he tends to look for any excuse to make obscure or Freudian references - this last especially if there is even the slightest hint of possible Freudian meaning. Which leads to much embarrassment if he's around during ship docking manoeuvres, ESPECIALLY when he whips out the Sigmund Freud Action Figure.

Other, more minor skills include Percussive Maintenance, Cutting Ones, Home Invasion, Cracking Wise, TV/VCR Repair, and various other degrees fron CGNU.

No particular allegiances; to be determined.

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