P. Elliot Shriffin, author of [UC Rats|http://www.ucrats.com/], a scary comic about silly and strange college life. His alter-ego, Pope Woap, wanders around blessing everything in sight. Pope Woap used to make boardie marriages (see [Family Tree], and still does, according to his words, "if they ask me and then actually show up when they ask me to be ready ;)". Also called Woapalope, Woap (never Woa or Anne) is working in his own language, Tdaroga (there's an online lesson in the UC Rats site). He has been claiming April from CRFH for himself, even though [Dusty] saw her first, and most boardies would rather see April engaged with [Magic Ted].